Offspring, what did I get myself into..........

This is my first blog.  I have no idea why I am doing this but I have been told it is relaxing.  Having my own blog will present quite the challenge for me seeing as though I can barely read.  I am sure this will be full of grammatical errors and misspellings, but please bear with me.  Who am I kidding, nobody is going to read this crap anyway.

I am about to embark on a new chapter in my life.  My wife Tiffany, whom will be referred to throughout my blog as "T-Wil", is now 39 weeks pregnant.  This has been the longest 39 weeks of my life.  I am aware of the body discomforts that T-Wil may be feeling, but I haven't gotten any work done in the past month.  I am actually typing this blog from work, that is not good.  All I can think about is when will my son be born.  BTW we decided to name him Santana Alexander Wilson, but in my blog I will be referring to him as SAW.  People ask me all the time why did I decide to name him Santana.  I did not name him after Carlos Santana, Juelz, or Santana Moss.  Too be honest I just thought the name was awesome.  Dipset all day.

All of my friends seem to be extremely excited for SAW to be born.  My friends Sean(Hu-kid) and Joe(Joey-B) are especially excited.  I have the feeling they are going to embrace SAW as one of their own, seeing as though it may be another 10 years before Hu-kid pumps out half-asian babies and Joey-B has to decide on the right women to become his future baby moma.  I am the first soldier in my unit to breed so this is kind of a big deal.

There is a saying "It takes a whole village to raise a child", and when it comes to my family and friends I have a entire coalition of the willing.  I can see the hospital nurses telling some of my friends to leave because they need to make room for actual patients.  I need all the help I can get.  In the words of my brother Darryl(D-Dub), "I aint never held a fresh baby before".  It is true.  I dont know the first thing about babies.  I almost pass out when I go to the bathroom to #2, whats going to happen when I have to change a diaper??  I'm weak.  Luckily T-Wil is pretty strong.  She is a nurse so she deals with this ish every day.  I can go on and on about how we have prepared for this baby but I suppose I should save something for next blog.  I am going to end each blog with a cool video or song.  Im sure this one is played out but this is for everyone who hasent seen it yet.  Be easy and as always: GET MONEY.